SOME STUFFS: Metal martians Valient Thorr are back on Earth to assassinate ears and minds on new North American tour
Valient Thorr are ready to rock your world, balls, and breasts with a brand new tour which starts today in Little Rock, Arkansas. They will be heading towards this year’s Bonnaroo, and they are ready to eat your abdomens. Well not really, but if you can get them a home cooked meal and some fresh fruit, they’d probably appreciate that too.
May 31… Little Rock, AR – Revolution Music Room #
June 1… Dallas, TX – The Double Wide #
June 2… Houston , TX – FREE PRESS SUMMER FEST
June 3… San Antonio, TX – The Korova #
June 5… Tulsa , OK – Downtown Lounge #
June 6… Kansas City, MO – Riot Room #
June 7… St. Louis, MO – Fubar #
June 8… Manchester, TN – BONNAROO
June 10… Richmond, VA – Strange Matter %
June 12… Huntington, WV – V Club %
June 13… Pittsburgh, PA – Smiling Moose %
June 14… Lancaster, PA – Chameleon Club %
June 16… Allston, MA – Great Scott %
June 17… New York, NY – Mercury Lounge %
June 19… Cleveland, OH – Grog Shop %
June 20… Chicago, IL – The Double Door %
June 21… Hamtramck, MI – Smalls %
June 22… Grand Rapids, MI – Pyramid Scheme %
June 23… Madison, WI – FREQUENCY %
June 24… Minneapolis, MN – Triple Rock Social Club %
June 26… Lincoln, NE – Rye Room (Bourbon Theatre) %
June 27… Denver, CO – Marquis Theater %
June 28… Salt Lake City, UT – In The Venue %
June 29… Boise, ID – Neurolux %
June 30… Seattle, WA – El Corazon %
July 1… Portland, OR – The Star Theatre %
July 2… Sparks, NV – The Alley %
July 3… San Francisco, CA – Bottom of the Hill %
July 5… Los Angeles, CA – The Down & Out %
July 6… San Diego, CA – Casbah %
July 7… Santa Ana, CA – The Constellation Room @ The Observatory %
July 8… San Luis Obispo, CA – SLO Brew %
July 10… Phoenix, AZ – Rhythm Room %
July 12… Colorado Springs, CO – Black Sheep %
July 13… Omaha, NE – Sokol Auditorium %
July 14… Columbia, MO – Mojo’s %
July 15… Indianapolis, IN – Birdy’s %
July 18… Chattanooga, TN – JJ’s Bohemia %
July 19… Charlotte, NC – Chop Shop %
July 20… Carrboro, NC – Cats Cradle %
# w/ Holy Grail, The Kickass
% w/ Holy Grail, Royal Thunder, The Kickass
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