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SOME STUFFS: Metal martians Valient Thorr are back on Earth to assassinate ears and minds on new North American tour

Valient Thorr are ready to rock your world, balls, and breasts with a brand new tour which starts today in Little Rock, Arkansas. They will be heading towards this year’s Bonnaroo, and they are ready to eat your abdomens. Well not really, but if you can get them a home cooked meal and some fresh fruit, they’d probably appreciate that too.

May 31… Little Rock, AR – Revolution Music Room #
June 1… Dallas, TX – The Double Wide #
June 3… San Antonio, TX – The Korova #
June 5… Tulsa , OK – Downtown Lounge #
June 6… Kansas City, MO – Riot Room #
June 7… St. Louis, MO – Fubar #
June 8… Manchester, TN – BONNAROO
June 10… Richmond, VA – Strange Matter %
June 12… Huntington, WV – V Club %
June 13… Pittsburgh, PA – Smiling Moose %
June 14… Lancaster, PA – Chameleon Club %
June 16… Allston, MA – Great Scott %
June 17… New York, NY – Mercury Lounge %
June 19… Cleveland, OH – Grog Shop %
June 20… Chicago, IL – The Double Door %
June 21… Hamtramck, MI – Smalls %
June 22… Grand Rapids, MI – Pyramid Scheme %
June 23… Madison, WI – FREQUENCY %
June 24… Minneapolis, MN – Triple Rock Social Club %
June 26… Lincoln, NE – Rye Room (Bourbon Theatre) %
June 27… Denver, CO – Marquis Theater %
June 28… Salt Lake City, UT – In The Venue %
June 29… Boise, ID – Neurolux %
June 30… Seattle, WA – El Corazon %
July 1… Portland, OR – The Star Theatre %
July 2… Sparks, NV – The Alley %
July 3… San Francisco, CA – Bottom of the Hill %
July 5… Los Angeles, CA – The Down & Out %
July 6… San Diego, CA – Casbah %
July 7… Santa Ana, CA – The Constellation Room @ The Observatory %
July 8… San Luis Obispo, CA – SLO Brew %
July 10… Phoenix, AZ – Rhythm Room %
July 12… Colorado Springs, CO – Black Sheep %
July 13… Omaha, NE – Sokol Auditorium %
July 14… Columbia, MO – Mojo’s %
July 15… Indianapolis, IN – Birdy’s %
July 18… Chattanooga, TN – JJ’s Bohemia %
July 19… Charlotte, NC – Chop Shop %
July 20… Carrboro, NC – Cats Cradle %

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SOME STUFFS/RECORD CRACK: Valient Thorr doing double duty on tour with 7 inches in their hands

If you haven’t heard of Valient Thorr in awhile, it’s perhaps because they have been out of our orbit and traveling around in universe, doing what they usually do up there. They have returned to Earth, and are honoring their landing by releasing a split 7″ 45 they did with High On Fire. Valient Thorr take up the B-side with a brand new song called “Beast With A Billion Eyes” (maybe a song about a creature they saw while making contact with other planets), while High On Fire offer up “Speak In Tongues”. The 45 comes with a picture sleeve (both sides shown above), and only 1000 copies will be pressed, all on red vinyl. You may order your copies here.

Their Earthly return means they are energized to blast their fans with energy and sound, and they will do so with a U.S. tour that begins tomorrow, where they’ll open up for Corrosion of Conformity, and have Torche and A Storm of Light along for the ride. The package tour stops in San Antonio, Texas, and while in the Lone Star state, Valient Thorr will pay a visit to this year’s SXSW:
March 1… New York, NY – Gramercy Theatre
March 2… Baltimore, MD – Sonar Club
March 3… Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theatre
March 4… Columbus, OH – Kobo Live*
March 5… Cleveland, OH – Grog Shop
March 6… Grand Rapids, MI – Pyramid Scheme
March 7… Chicago, IL – The Double Door
March 8… Minneapolis, MN – Triple Rock
March 9… Kansas City, MO – Beaumont Club
March 10… Little Rock, AR – Downtown Music
March 11… Memphis, TN – Hi Tone
March 12… Dallas, TX – Trees
March 14… Shreveport, LA – Media Star Entertainment Hall*
March 16… San Antonio, TX – The Korova
March 17… Austin, TX – SXSW*

*No C.O.C., Torche

The band will then go into energizer tanks (i.e. take a break) and head over to Europe, where they will be playing with JettBlack:

March 22… Madrid, ES – Sala Caracol
March 23… Hondarribia, ES – Psylocibenea
March 24… Porto, PT – Hard Club
March 25… Lisbon, PT – Caixa Economica Operaria
March 27… Barcelona, ES – Estraperlo Club
March 28… Salon-de-Provence, FR – Portail Coucou
March 29… Grenoble, FR – L’Amperage
March 30… Parma, IT – Circolo Onirica
March 31… Romagnano Sesia, IT – Rock N Roll Arena
April 1… Bozen, IT – Halle 28
April 2… Vienna, AT – Arena
April 3… Stuttgart, DE – Keller Klub
April 4… Jena, DE – Rosenkeller
April 5… Berlin, DE – Magnet Club
April 6… Athens, GR – An Club
April 7… London, UK – Desertfest 2012
April 8… Manchester, UK – Moho Live
April 9… York, UK – Fibbers
April 10… Nottingham, UK – Rescue Rooms
April 11… Brussels, BE – Magasin 4
April 12… Liege, BE – Peniche InsideOut Club
April 13… Tilburg, NL – Roadburn

No word yet on summer shows, but when they are announced, I’ll post them here.

VIDEO: Valient Thorr’s “Sleeper Awakes”

Good ol’ Valiant Thorr are rocking out in a fashion that reminds me a bit of good ol’ NWOBHM, which is very awesome. This is “Sleeper Awakes”, a video that shows you can rock out with your cock out but still have a sense of humor about yourselves.

The group will be on tour starting in mid-August, leading up to their Bumbershoot show in Seattle in early September.

Aug 16 – Columbus, OH @ Ruby Tuesday*
Aug 17 – Toledo, OH @ Frankies*
Aug 18 – Chicago, IL @ Reggies Rock Club
Aug 19 – Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s Downunder
Aug 20 – Rochester, NY @ Montage Music Hall
Aug 21 – New York, NY @ Les Poisson Rouge
Aug 22 – Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie*
Aug 24 – Jermyn, PA @ Eleanor Rigby’s*
Aug 25 – Reading, PA @ Reverb
Aug 26 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Smalls
Aug 27 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
Sep 02 – Portland, OR @ Dante’s w/Lord Dying*
Sep 03 – Seattle, WA @ Bumbershoot Festival

*Dates without Pentagram/Jeff the Brotherhood

Rock on, gentlemen, and welcome back to Earth.

VIDEO: Valient Thorr’s “Double Crossed”

SHIT YEAH!!! Get your fucking asses in gear, because this is brand new Valient Thorr for you, you don’t mess around with these gents, oh no. These guys are the truth, and they just released a new album called Stranger (Volcom), which reminds me,I have to get their new album on the supreme vinyl format.

SOME STUFFS: Valient Thorr attack Europe with power and sound

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The almighty spacemen known as Valient Thorr started their European tour today, and a few dates have them opening up for Mastodon on the bill. If you are a true fan of hard rock and metal, you have to see these guys live. Support these vinyl-loving junkies by showing them your love and respect when they play near you. Here are confirmed tour dates:

Sat, June 6 – Manchester, UK @ Academy 2 w/MASTODON
Sun, June 7 – Glasgow, UK @ ABC w/MASTODON
Mon, June 8 – Norwich, UK @ Brickmakers
Tue, June 9 – London, UK @ Islington Academy w/MASTODON
Wed, June 10 – London, UK @ Crobar
Sun, June 21 – Saubion, FR @ Skatepark (Go Skateboarding Day)
Thu, June 25 – Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang
Fri, June 26 – Kopenhagen, DK @ Loppen
Sat, June 27 – Berlin, DE @ White Trash
Sun, June 28 – Stuttgart, DE @ Keller Club
Mon, June 29 – Biarritz, FR @ L’Atabal
Tue, June 30 – Barcelona, ES @ Estraperlo
Wed, July 1 – Madrid, ES @ La Boite
Thu, July 2 – Lisbon, PT @ Music Box
Fri, July 3 – Oporto, PT @ Porto Rio
Sat, July 4 – Durango, ES @ Plateruena w/Sexty Sexers
Tue, July 7 – Vicenza, IT @ Sabotage Bar
Wed, July 8 – Rimini, IT @ Velvet Club w/Dillinger Escape Plan
Thu, July 9 – Ulm, DE @ Eden
Fri, July 10 – Erfurt, DE @ Stoned From The Underground Festival w/Karma To Burn
Sat, July 11 – Munchen, DE @ Backstage
Sun, July 12 – Vienna, AT @ Arena

In the meantime, check out Valient Thorr when they attacked my home state of Hawai’i Nei in episode 3 of The Volcom House Show.